6 July, 2015
10 Kitchen Confessions
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Our dishwasher was non-functional for a few years, and we began using it for storage of aluminum foil and lightbulbs. We now have some somewhat suspect lightbulbs, because when the dishwasher was reconnected we forgot to tell the plumber they were in there before he turned it on.
#1: Yep – I slept right through that. You see, with the cacophony of sounds created by you and your mother, let alone the exponential increase there of when you're together, my ability to sleep through these little disasters is an evolutionary development. One without, I could never get a moments rest.
#2: Really!? I must have slept through that one too because I never knew. Which happens to be fortunate for you!
#8: It was a pumpkin. That was the day she learned you're supposed to use a serrated knife when cutting things like that (subsequently I do it… it's just easier). But the aftermath looked a bit like this skit from SNL (http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/big-red/n9512). You were very small at the time and we either called Poppa to come watch you, or we stored you in the empty dishwasher while I took mom to the ED for sutures.
These 10 anecdotes are the reason I circumnavigate the kitchen at all costs, and I never taught you or your mother how to use power tools!
The aftermath of Big Red looks about on par with how I remember the ceiling looking. XD
I was imagining something more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-QFWYvRi2s.
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